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Thanksgiving dinner for four with drinks.
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The biggest bully in my life is gone from my life. Seven years of therapy, a great way of changing how I think about mself, and time have erased him.
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I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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I like me. I can't think of any glaring changes I'd make.
I'd like to be a bit more ambitious, but then I'd give up part of my
hedonism, and I don't want to do that.
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haha.. when I was a child, there weren't any DVRs, DVDs, pay movie channels or VHS tapes.
The only way to watch a movie "over and over" was to go the movies and pay for it.
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not so much a favorite. .. but I can't forget this scene from Wild Hogs, I rolled laughing:

Doug Madsen: Ooh boy, my ass is sore.
Dudley Frank: Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasn't made to straddle something that big for that long.
Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didn't bring our wives.
Bobby Davis: Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin...

[notices Highway Patrolman]
Bobby Davis: .
Highway Patrolman: Please... Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.
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I will steal an idea from a prior poster and combine this with a meme. List 10 favorite (because there CANNOT be only one, sorry, Highlander fans) quotes and see who can identify them without googling.

1. "Well, ain't we a pair, raggedyman?"

2.  Edited: "Your clothes. Give them to me. Now."

3. "We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!"

4. "I'm coming .. and hell's coming with me."

5. "Well that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours."

6. "You're going to be bad for business, I can tell."

7. "Thank God for rednecks!"

8. "Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!"

9. "Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make."

10. "Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag."

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Drive.
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Ha! Last night, after three glasses of wine, it was me.
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The Jetsons + the Star Trek Holodeck + the Hearst Castle
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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I don't think any country does a more apt celebration of Independence Day than the Americans.
The whole festivity revolves around "blowing shit up" often including a few of the participants. This is usually preceeded by the famous lines, "Here, hold my beer a minute" or "Hey, ya'll, check this shit out!"

You can't get more national than that.
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pshaw. My animal, my name.
It's as silly as sea kittens.

Stupid, irresponsible pet owners won't change by being called guardians.

And "balanced relationship" OMFG. Really?

I have the opposable thumbs, bitches. When my cat fetches MY dinner, we'll have a balanced relationship.
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I've known my entire life. I told my mum (and any idiot adult who asked "why don't you want a little brother or sister?") when I was a kid that I didn't want a brother or sister because "they beat up your toys and tear up your books."

No interest in babies, children and I tolerate teens only because some of them have actually got a handle on trying to be adult.

ETA: I have many friends with delightful children, with whom I share a mutual admiration. These kids are exceptions to my general attitude.

I got my tubes tied at 24, after a miscarriage, being legally separated and having suffered birth control failure on the pill, a condom/foam and an IUD. Nothing, but nothing is fail-safe in birth control, trust me.
My first marriage failed because he thought he could change my mind about children, and during a bout of the flu and a move across the country, the pill failed us.
Any further relationships were immediately terminated if the other party showed any regret or yearnings for children. No sense delaying the inevitable.
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I don't think it's a good question. A marriage licence is a registration to GET married, not to BE married.

And yes, in some states, if one hasn't become a married couple in time, it does "expire" and one has to register (pay)again.

How about a parenting licence? that would be a great one!
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I'd love to have been that dancer who witnessed the Million Dollar Quartet. Not to mention that she was dating Elvis.

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